Basically, I have a new goal. To find who I am and to do what makes me happy. I am about to head out for the first time to make it in the real world so I guess this is just gonna be about me.

inkteller:

OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING

Ask me random questions?!

I am super bored. Ask me whatever. DX

blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

Head Banging Boxer? I can dig it. lol

Head Banging Boxer? I can dig it. lol

(Source: yodiscrepo)

petitedeath:

strikelikeahawk:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

Reblogging this so I remember to show it to my wife.

I used to do this in high school cause 2 days of the week we did internships and shit and i had to bus alone to downtown seattle and there always creeps. I recommend listening to this.

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

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It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

(Source: unfocusedmind)

(Source: kelpls)

So today at Big Hat Days I hear someone say, “Excuse me!” I turn around and some man with a baby says, “Can my son pet your yellow bunny?” (Referring to my Pikachu backpack) So I took it off and said, “Uhm sure?” and extended it to the child and the cutie leaned forward and gave it a peck of a kiss on the face. I died it was so cute! XD

nasturbate:

why is this in black and white. did she die? are these her last moments? did she die from churro overdose? thats the way i want to go

nasturbate:

why is this in black and white. did she die? are these her last moments? did she die from churro overdose? thats the way i want to go

(Source: aaronxdanni)